I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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