508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
now i know why i became what i already was.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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