i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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