Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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