I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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