The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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