This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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