So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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