so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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