Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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