Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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