Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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