The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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