Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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