she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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