Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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