when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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