Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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