so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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