idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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