David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
