Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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