hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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