I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize