If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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