don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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