The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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