And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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