gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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