Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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