Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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