Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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