i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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