Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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