But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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