Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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