We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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