Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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