i don't like sucking hair
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Randomize
