I will die if light touches me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I deserve this hangover.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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