after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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