doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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