i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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