apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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