There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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