Say something about gay babies.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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