I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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