party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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