No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
