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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you

(541): View more from Oregon

I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.

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(323): View more from California

they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Welcome to adulthood.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.

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