How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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