fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The beer is more important than you right now.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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