You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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