I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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