...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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