I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
So here I am, sexting at work.
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