i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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